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Joke: The Bank-Robbing Couple

Content Joke: The Bank-Robbing Couple joke Jeff and his girlfriend Jenny decide to become bank-robbers...

Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO

An old lady walked into the Bank of America with a huge bag of money. She told the receptionist that she would like to meet the president of the bank as she wanted to deposit a large sum of money.

Joke: The Blond Bank Robber and the 3 Stalls

Three bank robbers: a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. Are trying to evade the police when they come across a farm. Being short on time and options, they all decide to hide in the barn.

True Wealth Isn't Measured by Bank Accounts...

This highly materialistic world tends to associate success with the amount of things we have, the amount of zeroes at the ends of numbers in bank accounts, and generally having access to every worldly possession imaginable.

Joke: The Bank Meeting

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride. Being a good friend, the ba..

True Wealth Isn't Measured by Bank Accounts...

This highly materialistic world tends to associate success with the amount of things we have, the amount of zeroes at the ends of numbers in bank accounts, and generally having access to every worldly possession imaginable.

Funny Joke: The Strangest Client She Ever Helped...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

It's Official: Just Four Companies Control the Whole World

That involves looking at inventory, specifically at the world’s largest banks to establish who the shareholders are and thus who really calls the shots: Bank of America Shareholders State Street Corporation , Vanguard Group , BlackRock , FMR (Fidelity) , Paulson, JP Morgan, T.

Today's Joke: Confusing Instructions (Rude)

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?"