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Joke: The Bank Meeting

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an 80-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was.

Hilarious: There's Something Missing From My Suit, Tailor

A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked fabulous, he felt that in this suit he can do business.

Joke: So That Was How He Won the Presidency!

Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?" Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that.. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"

Joke: Now is NOT the Time!

Saul the banker says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so well." Morty remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when he was just a kid, so Morty begins tugging Saul toward shore. After twenty minutes, he begins to tire.

This Joke Starts With Two Men Sinking In Their Boat

Saul the banker says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so well." Morty remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when he was just a kid, so Morty begins tugging Saul toward shore. After twenty minutes, he begins to tire.

Funny: This Old Lady Says Marriage Is As Easy As 1,2,3,4

She explained that in her 20's she married a banker, in her 40's a circus ringmaster, a preacher in her 60's, and now, in her 80's, a funeral director. The reporter was unsure how to process her answer and then asked why she married four men with such different lives and career choices.

Have You Heard This Joke? 4th Marriage's the Charm!

She explained that in her 20's she married a banker, in her 40's a circus ringmaster, a preacher in her 60's and now, in her 80's, a funeral director. The reporter was unsure how to process her answer and then asked why she married four men with such different lives and career choices.

Joke: Little Johnny's Dad

Marcy replied, "My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R and if he was here today, he would give us all a shiny new penny." The teacher said, "Very nice, Marcy, who wants to go next?" Kevin stood up and announced, "My father is a baker.

Language Has Evolved Some Hilarious New Definitions...

Father: The banker nature gave children. Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections. Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills.

Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO

But he's a banker at heart and this is easy money, so he accepts the bet almost immediately. She: "Okay then, I'll come around 9:00 AM tomorrow with my lawyer. Don't try to dodge the bet! No regrets!" Feeling hesitant before her certainty, he mumbles his agreement.

Only Masters of English Know What These Old Words Mean...

A thief A dairy maid A banker What does this archaic noun mean? A singer An optimist A violin What does this archaic adjective mean? Untreatable Urgent Furious What does this archaic noun mean? A minor lord A puppy A teaspoon What does this archaic noun mean?

The Best Shows and Movies on Apple TV+ Right Now

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Just Say It! - Tips to Help You Speak Up

If you are speaking to your banker about high interest rates, for example, explain to them that you are going through difficult economic times. This may influence the way they think about you and cause them to be more lenient to what you are asking for.

Which Occupations Cheat the Most? The Answers are In...

Men and women in the financial sector The financial industry, comprising bankers, brokers, and analysts, has a similar rate of cheating among both genders, with 9% of women and 8% of men admitting to cheating on their partners.