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Joke: Be Like Bubba (Rude)

Bubba replies, "Well Coach, whenever I’m about to make love to a woman, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. This numbs it and I can make love all night!" The coach went home early one day and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower.

Joke: Feeling Like a Million Bucks!

He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year-old said, " I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit. " The doctor smiled, " My point exactly. " ​For more funny jokes scroll below! Joke: Never Felt Better!

Joke: Little Johnny and the Hammer

"Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb bang on with the hammer," said little Johnny through his tears. His mother was touched by the boy's sensitivity but didn't like seeing him cry. "That’s not so serious." She tried to soothe him.

I Never Knew These Stunning Facts About Our Universe

The majority of the hydrogen atoms contained in your body were actually formed right at the beginning of time, otherwise known as the Big Bang. In a sense, then, we have lived forever. 5.

Joke: The Noisy People

"Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people... ...The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop... ...The one on the other side screams and screams all night." "Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbors?"

Joke: The Copying Error

He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing. 'We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!' His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'

Have You Heard This Joke? A Scot Goes to an English Uni

"Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people... ...The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop... ...The one on the other side screams and screams all night." "Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbors?"

This Joke Starts With An Atheist Arguing In Court

After listening to the long, passionate presentation by the atheist's lawyer, the judge banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!" The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling. "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case?

Joke: Mommy, What's All That Thumping?

This Boy Wants Answers About the Sleep Disturbances funny, hilarious, joke, humor, kid, baba recommends, mom, banging, thumping When a little boy keeps being woken up by his mom and dad's thumping, he begins to ask questions as to why this is happening...