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Funny: I Didn't Expect Things To Work Out Like This!

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1 st ?

Joke: King Solomon's Decision

"Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew the young attorney in half. Each of you shall receive a half." "Sounds good to me," said the first woman. But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him."

Funny Joke: King Solomon's Got a Serious Decision to Make

"Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew the young attorney in half. Each of you shall receive a half." "Sounds good to me," said the first woman. But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him."

This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Reading a Rich Man's Will

'To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,' the attorney reads. 'To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.'

10 Signs An Insurance Company Is About to Cheat You

If the insurance company looks like it’s going to start messing you around from the outset, make sure you’ve got a good attorney on speed-dial. 10.

Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers

Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a physician got on and took the aisle seat next to the two attorneys.

Grandma, Her Two Lawyers and the Judge (Funny)

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.

Funny: Al-Gebra's Terrible Plot Against the Homeland

At a morning press conference, the US Attorney General said he believed the man is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," he said.

Joke: The Lucky Find

Content Joke: The Lucky Find joke A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.

Joke: In My Defense

Content Joke: In My Defense joke Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

This Joke Collection is All About Having the Worst Luck...

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. He says, "John, I have some good news and some bad news." The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first."

Joke: Man Shoots Duck, But has Trouble Retrieving It...

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in New Zealand and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in North Wairarapa.

Joke: His Last Will and Testament

'To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,' the attorney reads. 'To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.'

Joke: Trouble With the Wife

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

This Joke Begins With a Stormy Night in a Barn...

About 2 years later, Ned got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.

A Simple, Easy Guide for Writing Your Living Will

In this situation, an agent, appointed by a Medical Power of Attorney will make medical decisions for you when you are incapacitated. 4.

Writing Your Living Will: A Simple Straightforward Guide

In this situation, an agent, appointed by a Medical Power of Attorney will make medical decisions for you when you are incapacitated. 4.

Hilarious: Lawyer vs. Chiropractor

"In fact, I'm an attorney, and you don't see me screwing just any old guy in front of me, do you!?" ​For more funny jokes scroll below. Excuse Me, But Why Are You Touching Me?

A Man Visits a Brothel With Ulterior Motives (Funny)

"Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance." Images (including cover) by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Joke: Farmer vs. Lawyer

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees! His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.