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Animal Assisted Therapy Can Treat Anxiety and Dementia

Improved Cognitive Function in Dementia Patients A study by UCLA , published in the American Journal of Alzheimer's Disease and Other Dementia, sought to determine the effects of animal-assisted therapy on patients suffering from agitation and stressful social interactions as a result of Dementia.

Two Farm Boys Give Some "Assistance" to a Woman (Funny)

Two Farmers and a Stranded Woman hilarious, joke, woman, humor, farmer, country, condoms, stranded When a woman's car breaks down in the countryside, she begins walking down the road to a farmhouse to ask for assistance. She soon meets two farmers...

Learn about the "10 Commandments" Of Good Parenting

him/her with the kindness, courtesy, and politeness in which you treat others; Talk to them patiently and politely, respect their opinions, pay attention to them The Key to Good Parenting by an Expert Psychologist parenting, rules, instructions, family and parenting, 10 commandments, child rearing, assistance

Need a Bit of Help - Hilarious Photos!

A hilarious photo series of men and animals either helping or in need of some assistance! Submitted by: Ezra Golan Need a Bit of Help - Hilarious Photos! photos, funny, hilarious, help A hilarious photo series of men and animals in need of some assistance!

Joke: The Element of 'Administratium'

It does, however, have 1 neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75 vice neutrons, and 111 assistant vice neutrons, for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Did This Woman Augment Her Memory Using Surgery?

When the patterns were separated, they were able to feed in the correct patterns to assist the patient’s brain in forming new memories. It must be said that the aim of the study was to assist the participant’s brains to accurately form new memories, rather than replace innate memory function.

Revealing the Secrets Behind 15 Popular Magic Tricks...

Metamorphosis The trick begins with the magician sitting in a bag which the assistant then ties and places in a chest. The assistant then closes and locks the chest.

FUNNY: Tell These Hilarious Jokes to Your Pharmacist

The pharmacist goes up to his assistant and asks: "What's the matter with that guy? Wasn't he in here earlier?" Assistant replies: "Yes he was. He had the most terrible cough and none of my prescriptions seemed to help." Pharmacist says: "He seems to be fine now." Assistant replies: "Sure, he does.

That's a Really Nice Save, Dude! (Funny)

The very young produce assistant told him that they sold only whole heads of lettuce. The man persisted and asked to see the manager. The boy said he'd ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager: "Some idiot wants to buy half a head of lettuce."

Great Joke: Calling Upon the Preacher When Hearing Is Hard

When he arrives, Larry sits down quietly and waits until the preacher asks the congregation if anyone needs his assistance through prayer. The old man raises his hand, and the preacher motions for him to come over and queue up with the other people who are in need of some divine assistance.

This Is a Message You Should Only Share with a True Friend

William Penn once said that “a true friend unbosoms freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably.”

Funny: Can You Please Tell Us Your Contribution?

His assistant quickly handed him a sheet of paper, he coughed and then addressed the audience, "I'm sorry, actually, our new space craft can only fly 3 centimeters below the sun."