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The Best Smart-Ass Answers - Hilarious!

The Best Smart-Ass Answers - Hilarious! funny, answers, wisecracks, responses ,The brilliant answers of a student who unfortunately got 0 on his exam .although we feel should have gotten 100%

Hilarious: What Women REALLY Think About Posteriors

Joke: A Deep Study into Women's Thoughts About Bottoms funny, joke, women, Ass Have you heard the exciting new results of this study? It may surprise (and tickle) you.

Joke: The Flies Are Different Out in the Country!

Then after a minute he stops and says, 'Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?' The farmer says, 'Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass.'

Joke: Some People Are Just Never Happy in Life!

If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass good-bye.** ​For more funny jokes scroll below!

The Best Smart A$$ Answers!

SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was meal time during an airline flight.. 'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets..

Joke: The Sermon Notes

Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not 'bet his ass.' David slew Goliath, he did not 'kick the crap' out of him. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!

Joke: The Wife, the Grill and the Sausage

He asks her why not, to which she responds, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little wiener?" Joke: The Wife, the Grill and the Sausage joke A man notices his wife's butt is getting big...

This Joke Starts With a Psychology Teacher Giving a Class

Little did he know he has a smart-ass present...

This Joke Starts With an Ignorant Man Being Whistled At

Predictably, he's hit and is thrown, ass-over-kettle, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises. After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party.

Hilarious: Stuff Like This Happens When He Comes to Town

Predictably, he's hit and is thrown, ass-over-tea-kettle, to the side of the tracks, with some minor internal injuries, a few broken bones, and some bruises. After weeks in the hospital recovering, he's at his friend's house attending a party.

Funny Joke: The Chihuahua Guard Dog!

“ Attack Chihuahua, my ass! ” she responded ​For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Unusual Attack Dog funny, dog, joke, humor, chiuaua This joke begins with a husband off to find a good guard dog....

Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...

I'd tell a monotone joke but it doesn't have any range I'd tell a hanging joke but I always choke I'd tell a Wesley Snipes tax joke but it's too evasive I'd tell an enema joke but you couldn't hold it in I'd tell a big ass joke but it's too much to grasp I'd tell an amputee joke but I don't have a leg

Have You Heard This One? How to Treat a Guest

I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a cold!! ' ​For more funny jokes scroll below! Have You Heard This One? How to Treat a Guest funny, joke, humor, cheating This husband came home a bit too early and found a guest...

Joke: The Smartest Dog in the World

"Genius, my ass - It's the second time this week he's forgotten his keys!" Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: The Dog, the Butcher and the Astounded Man joke A dog pays a visit to the butcher complete with a note in his mouth that asks for lamb chops. The butcher is dumbfounded...

This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab

The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold." Image by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Hilarious: Do You Really Think I'm Naive Enough for That?

"Only an ass gives everything away too soon." Image source: Deposit Photos Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Joke: The King Needs a New Weatherman

And thus began the ancient-old practice of hiring asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions... Scroll below for more funny jokes! Hilarious!