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Joke: The Animal Comedy Competition

The animal kingdom had become overpopulated. The lion, being the head of the animal kingdom, made a decree: A joke-telling contest would be held at the end of the week. The tortoise, unanimously agreed upon as being the fairest of all the animals, was appointed as the official judge.

Animal Joke: The Cat, the Dog and the Parakeet!

As with all the good animals, God decides to have a personal discussion with each one to see where they will stay in heaven. God turns to the dog and says "The Book of Life indicates that you have been a very good boy. But tell me, in your own words, what are your ultimate principles?

Joke: The Tricky Questions...

Then he asked another question: "All the animals went to the tiger's birthday party, except one animal, which one was it?" The teacher a bit confused and said "The tiger?" Then the student said, "No, the giraffe because he's still in the fridge."

Joke: The Cat Poem!

Joke: The Cat Poem funny, joke, cat, humor, poem, animal joke, limerick Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep...

Joke: The Disturbing Letter

For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Disturbing Letter funny, joke, cat, grandmother, animal joke, family joke This joke begins with a letter between brothers...

Joke: A Pig With Nightmares

Joke: A Pig With Nightmares funny, joke, pig, humor, animal joke A pig goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep..."

Joke: The Three Expensive Monkeys

Joke: The Three Expensive Monkeys funny, joke, humor, monkey, pet shop, animal joke man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets...

Joke: Joe's Dead Horse

Joke: Joe's Dead Horse funny, joke, humor, horse, dead, raffle, animal joke A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days...

Joke: The Old Hunting Story

Joke: The Old Hunting Story funny, joke, lion, animal joke One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around...

Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's

Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's funny, snake, eyes, depressed, glasses, animal joke A old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyesssss…"

Joke: The Animal Stars

Content Joke: The Amazing Animal Musical Show joke A man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bartender...

Joke: Calling Up the Circus

Joke: Working at the Circus funny, humor, horse, circus, animal joke Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says “Circus Looking for New Talents”.  Alex says to himself, “Eh, what the heck. I’m pretty talented.” and calls the circus...

Joke: The Old Rooster and the New Rooster

Joke: The Wily Old Rooster race, farm, roosters, animal joke, farmer joke, farm joke This joke begins with an old rooster facing up with a cocky newcomer. But he's much smarter than the new rooster, as we will see.

Joke: This Chicken Sure Can Run

Joke: The Sprinting Chicken joke, chicken, science experiment, animal joke, four legged chicken This joke begins with a big surprise on the highway...

Joke: The Rabbit and His Foxy Thesis

For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The Rabbit and His Thesis funny, joke, lion, humor, wolf, fox, rabbit, animal joke, thesis, university joke This joke begins with a rabbit meeting a fox while on a stroll...

Joke: The Tiny Piano, Tiny Player and Tiny Singer!

A man in a suit with a cane walked into the bar, saw the small animals, and offered to buy them for $2 million. The owner said no, but he offered to sell the frog for $500k. The rich man agreed, took the frog, and left.

Joke: I Swear, He Can Talk!

Joke: The Talking Dog funny, dog, joke, humor, talking dog, animal joke, talent agent A man and his dog walk into a talent agents office...

Nothing Makes You Laugh More Than Hilarious Animal Fails

Nothing in this world can create comedy quite like the unintentional comedians of the animal kingdom. Of course, all animals, your pets especially, will have a way of making you laugh and smile on countless occasions.

Joke: Why We Age the Way We Do

Joke: Why We Age the Way We Do animals, dog, monkey, man, God, cow, animal joke, religion joke On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark...

Joke: The Years of Animals

Joke: The Decades of Man joke When God created the dog, he said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.

Joke: Animals Playing Poker

In a part of Las Vegas humans don't know about, a group of animals are playing cards... and arguing. Lion: "Stop taking glances at my card, you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "No, you're a Lion!"

The Caterpillar, the Horse and the Parrot - Animal Jokes!

" Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Caterpillar, the Horse and the Parrot - Animal Jokes! animals, funny, hilarious, jokes Funny Animal Jokes!