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Joke: The Mayoral Solution

The smartest city councilor suggests they park an ambulance next to the hole to get people to the hospital faster. The rest unanimously agree. However, they only have 2 ambulances and they're needed more in the center of the town to get there quickly. So the mayor gathers the council a second time.

This Joke Starts With a Man Finding Prowlers In His Shed

Within seconds there were three police cars, an ambulance and fire engine at the scene. After capturing the prowlers red-handed, the policeman asked the caller, "I thought you said you had shot them all!" The man answered, "I thought you said there were no police available!"

In an Emergency, It's Crucial to Know Some CPR...

If there are other people around, instruct them to call for an ambulance or do it yourself. If it happens to your pet, call the closest animal hospital. Remember: You should practice the CPR techniques you learned here – you could potentially save someone’s life in the future!

Got Severe Stomach Pain? Here's What You Should Do!

Should you call an ambulance or go straight to the Emergency Room? Should you call a doctor? Here you'll learn exactly what you need to know to make the safest and smartest decision for yourself or a loved one.

Joke: To Heaven and Back

She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?" "Oh sorry, " Said God. "I didn't recognize you." Scroll below for more funny jokes!

This Joke Starts With a Middle-aged Lady Going to Hospital

She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital. She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?" "Oh sorry, " Said God. "I didn't recognize you." Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Funny Joke: The Good News and the Bad News...

Fortunately for him, some hunters nearby heard his scream and called an ambulance. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Diagnosis Funny: Hilarious Medical Charts!

Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree. ' 28. ' Large brown stool ambulating in the hall. ' 29. ' Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. ' Image courtesy of Stockimages / freedigitalphotos.net The Best Satirical Medical One-liners funny, hilarious, doctor, diagnosis

More Photographs of Russia and All the Madness It Offers!

Is it an ambulance parade? 8. When you tread water without getting wet 9. Balloons, snow, and abandoned buildings. What more could a man ask for? 10. The greatest mass-photobomb ever! 11. A furry rebel without a cause 12.

9 Common Mistakes We Make When Giving First Aid

How to do it right When faced with a situation that requires medical attention, it is crucial to call for an ambulance promptly and wait patiently for its arrival. While waiting, it is essential to assess the condition of the victim and ensure that they are breathing properly.

The Future Is Here: The Internet Of Things!

When the chip identifies even the earliest warning signs, it updates the doctor in real time and even sends him specific information about your condition, so the doctor can make a quick decision, and maybe send you an ambulance without wasting time.

Complete First Aid: From Basics to Advanced

It is crucial to know what to do when these things happen, as you never know how long of a time you can allow yourself to wait for the ambulance to arrive. Actions taken immediately after an accident have many a time saved lives or at least decreased the damage of the injury.