How Dark ARE You?

We all have dark impulses and dark thoughts. Some of us never give them voice and action, while others let them out to play... Do you think you are a dark person? Take our quiz, be honest about your answers - and we will tell you how dark you REALLY are.
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In your opinion, when is it OK to tell white lies?
When it's beneficial to me. I don't have a problem with white lies.
Usually it's a bad thing, but sometimes people need white lies to carry on
When it does the person more good than harm
Never. Keep telling the truth, it won't fail you.
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If you could become invisible whenever you wish, what would you do?
I'd spy on all my exes and blackmail people to give me whatever I want
I'd steal money from banks and shops and get filthy rich
I'd fight crime or witness it unseen and report to the police. It would become my new life's work.
I'm not sure, maybe entertain people.
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What do you think of horror movies?
Hate them. They're too violent and scary.
Love them. The more gory and violent the better.
I'm ok with them, depending on my mood.
Love them, it makes me feel so good when the protagonist defeats such monsters.
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How much do you agree with this notion: Whatever it takes, you NEED to get the important people on your side
I don't agree at all! All people should be on your side, except for bad people.
Always. They are the only people that matter.
So true, nothing gets done in this life without the proper pressure from the RIGHT people
I disagree, but I will admit it helps.
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Select a book to read.
The Alchemist
1984
War and Peace
Fahrenheit 451
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Which of these things do you crave the most?
Love
Power
Money
Acceptance
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When you see a missing person poster, what is your first thought?
They're probably already dead
I hope they find them!
Poor family, I wish there was something I can do to help
Will they ever find them?
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In your opinion, is the world a cruel place?
Most of the time - yes. It is not kind and holds back no punches.
No, the world is a good place, and we must keep it that way.
Yes, it has always been and always will be. Anyone who thinks differently is naive.
No, there are cruel people in it but in general it's neither cruel nor kind.
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What kind of humor do you enjoy?
Verbal humor - puns, one liners and witty jokes.
Dark Humor - that makes fun of light situations by making them terrible.
Physical Humor - People falling, punching, jumping and getting into hilarious antics.
Surreal humor - Imagining weird and fantastical things and connecting them to the mundane.
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How much do you agree with this statement: Manipulation is a natural thing all people do.
I find I'm in mild agreement.
I find I'm in mild disagreement.
Disagree most strongly.
Very much agree.
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Is it wise to keep track of information that you may use against people later?
It may be wise, but it's something I cannot see myself doing.
It's not wise, it's wicked and shouldn't be done.
Wise? It's basic stuff!
I think that's wise.
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Your best friend has recently become rich and successful, while you are still struggling. What do you do?
I am happy for them, even though it makes me feel bad about my own accomplishments.
I congratulate them but I start wishing they will fail.
I am super happy for them and proud of myself for having such a well accomplished best friend
I start, very gently, to try and take them down to my level with subtle manipulation.
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