Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
What is the most popular console with the vikings?
The axe-box
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.