Milk trucks always drive so fast, don’t they? You blink and they’re already pasteurize.
I was driving along the motorway one day when a truck in front of me shed its load of cabbage. Never slaw that coming.
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.
We get fed up of long car journeys...
...meanwhile, truck drivers get fed ex.
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
But it's hard to say...
Another truck crashed further down the road; this one was carrying wigs. The police are combing the area.
The local motorway has become blocked after a truck shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
Baby dump trucks have the cutest name – they’re called dumplings.
A truck carrying ladders crashed on the road. The cargo has spilled over, but police are taking steps to clear the area.
My trucker friend was super excited about his new house. I asked him why, and he told me it had a really long haul way.
Ice cream trucks are pretty hardy, but they will break down if they drive over the rocky road.
Did you hear about the 2 Tow Truck drivers who wanted to elope?
They got hitched.
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
Officer: “I’m sorry sir, it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck.”
Me: ”Yeah I know, but she’s got a great personality though!”
Unbelievably there was yet another truck crash, this time it was carrying Vicks VapoRub. There was no congestion for the rest of the day.
A truck carrying Lego got into an accident on the motorway. No one knows what happened; the authorities are still trying to piece everything together.
There’s only one thing in the truck world that is bigger than a tow truck, and that’s a foot truck.
I heard that a truck carrying Scrabble tiles has just overturned… Well, that’s the word on the street, anyway.
The doctor told me I probably won’t be able to walk again after getting into an accident with a newspaper delivery truck.
I was crushed by the news.
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