Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
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