I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
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