A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
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