Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.