How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What do chic evergreens wear for cruelty-free fashion? Faux fir.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Why do some trees hate playing checkers? Because they are true chess-nuts.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
What did the tree do when it found that the bank had closed? It starts a new branch.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
A fourest.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
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