What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What do you call a human that's now a cactus?
A transplant.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
There’s two balloons in the desert. One says look out for that cactus!
The other goes What Cactussssss...
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What did the trees wear when they went to a pool party? Swimming trunks.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
What weighs more: a pound of logs or a pound of leaves? They weigh the same.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
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