What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
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