What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
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