Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
I almost got a world record for having the most peas up my nose but sadly I blew it.
"Can I get some peas and quiet?!" shouted the pea dad angrily.
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.
If you're in a food fight, always throw peas. We need to give peas a chance.
Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
I went to see a beet poet the other day. There were lots of hip peas there.
Peas excuse how bad this pun is.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef!
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
Humus Sapiens
I like fried chickpeas, but I shouldn't eat them. Every time I do I falafel.
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
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