What’s black and white and goes up and down?
A panda who’s stuck in a lift.
Why do pandas love watching classic movies?
Because they are in black and white.
What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
This is un-bear-able.
What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
Panda-cakes!
I asked a panda if he was my friend.
He said, “Just bearly”.