Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
During a family discussion, my father said that grass is not greener than other plants. No one should make a biased grass-umption like that.
How do you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest? Check out their web site!
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
How did the apple tree get the job? It had the right qua-leaf-ications!
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
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