I can sea clearly now.
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
After all is red and done, all the colors in the rainbow are equally beautiful.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What did the lightning strike survivor say when interviewed?
"It was shockingly powerful. Like, it really Hertz"
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
Salty but sweet.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
What is fire to a pyromaniac?
Just a warm-up.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
What do you call a nice tree that does not have any teeth? Sweetgums.
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow? Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
I read a bunch of news articles dealing with lightning strikes recently.
I'm trying to keep myself knowledgeable about current events.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
I don't like clouds. They're always throwing shade.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
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