What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
Feeling fintastic.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Sea you at the beach.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Why are trees so active in politics? They really like grass roots movements.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
That rainbow is so neat, it must be professional gradient.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
What nature phenomenon is the funniest? A cyclown!
Don't get tide down.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
I can sea clearly now.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Why are leaves always getting into risky business? They keep having to go out on a limb.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
How do rainbows sleep? In forty pinks.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
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