During the blizzard, the jalapeno said, I'm a little chilli.
What is the color of the wind? Blew!
I got fired from my job as a train operator and my job as a lightning rod.
I guess I'm just a bad conductor.
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
When the moisture from the sky stops falling
It really stops waning
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All I did was pick up sticks and bark.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
Feeling fintastic.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?
Wet
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
But the beach ain't one
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Don't get tide down.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
Rainbows are very uncommon, they are blue and far between.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
I'm like a cow in tall grass,
I'm utterly tickled to be here.
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
What world-famous rock group has four guys that don't even sing? Mount Rushmore.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
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