What do you call a group of orcas that play music?
An iPod.
Newscaster Dad: And now, here is John with the weather.
Weatherman: It’s Jim, actually.
Newscaster: My apologies. Here’s John with the Jim.
What did the trumpet pharaoh do when his girlfriend told him to pull out?
Toot and come in.
There was a fish who wanted to be a broadcaster...
Until he went on air.
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.
It's in A flat minor.
Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"
Sunni and Shia.
Why do saxophone players get so many dates?
Because they have sax appeal
I slapped my violin out of anger, then I got arrested for domestic violins.
I tried to play a bass guitar once.
It didn't make much sound, and it slipped out of my hands and swam away.
What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?
Rag time.
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
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