What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
How did the skeleton know the other skeleton was lying?
He could see right through him.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
The skeleton didn't mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
What did the Turkey wear on Halloween?
He was a goblin.
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
What did the zombie say after seeing his neighbor’s new car?
- I’m green with envy!
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
I’ve started dating Medusa recently.
Our relationship rocks!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with an ice cube?
You end up with frost bite.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
I'd advise against letting a vampire drive you home after a Halloween party. They never check their mirrors, it will drive you batty.
Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat?
He was chillled to the bone.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Heard a rumor of a giant butterfly in London. Probably just an urban moth.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping?
They made them on the bone-fire.
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
What’s a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
What do you call a herd of undead llamas?
The zombie alpacalypse.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal-sized clippers?
Shear size.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What did Dracula say to the priest who visited his castle?
Don’t you ever cross me!
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
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