Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
I met a French vampire who had an attention deficit problem. We called him Drac..ooh la la!
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What crosswords do zombies like?
Crypt-ic ones.
How did the skeleton know the other skeleton was lying?
He could see right through him.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why don’t vampires use the front door?
Because they use the bat flap instead.
I asked a vampire if I could borrow some money. He told me he needed to go to the blood bank.
What is a skeleton’s favorite thing to do with their cell phone?
Take skelfies.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
I was asked who my favorite vampire was. I said it was the Muppet from Sesame Street.
They said, he doesn't count!
I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Witch you were here.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
Why are Minotaurs always broke?
Because their loan sharks are always milking them dry!
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
What does a baby vampire say before going to bed?
- Turn on the dark, I’m scared of the light.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Count Draculas.
The skeleton couldn't keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call a criminal vampire?
A fangster.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
Why did the zombie stop teaching?
He only had one pupil!
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