Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
Bonely.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
His ghoul-friend.
Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
To see the boogie man.
My friend who's a vampire was feeling a bit low. I told him to drink B positive.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Live to tell the tail.
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Where do zombie monkeys live?
In the brain forest.
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer!
I have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth.
It only took me a minotaur two.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What would you call a vampire who is into finance?
Account Dracula.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Did you know Doctor Frankenstein used to be a lonely, lonely man?
Then he learned how to make friends.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why are skeletons so good at telling jokes?
Because they have a funny bone.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
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