Why are burgers bad at telling jokes? Because they all are cheesy.
What did the boss pig say to the pig worker for not working fast enough? “chop chop slow pork”.
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
How do you defeat a meat-loving vampire? With a steak to the heart!
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
Beep chirpy
Why did the butchers meating end soon? Because one of them started beef.
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer? Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.
There’s a suspicious email going around, with the subject line “Canned meat.” Don’t open it, it’s spam!
The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
He wasn’t really inuit
What’s the best pick up line for someone you meet in a steak restaurant? “Nice to meat you”, of course.”
I’ve been told that I need to stop making puns about meat… But I just can’t stop cold turkey.
What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs!
Have you heard about the new meat that’s taking the world by storm? It’s a cross between a cow and a chicken. They call it “roost beef”.
Pigs, when out in public, have to keep an eye on their valuables as they are vulnerable to pigpockets.
Vegans really have a beef with meat.
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
Some people think anyone who sells meat is gross. But, people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.
Some types of meat like to play around a lot. These are generally the game types.
What became of the pig who got fired from his job? He became canned ham.
Why did the FBI surround the president with cows? They were beefing up security!”
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
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