All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
Have you ever tried kangaroo meat? I have. It was tasty, but it made me a bit jumpy.
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
Did you hear about the man who used to be addicted to eating raw meat? Don't worry, he's cured now!
What is a snowman’s favorite type of burger? A chilli cheese burger with iceberg lettuce.
What is a hair stylist's favorite steak? A flat iron!
Vegans really have a beef with meat.
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
What is the most affordable type of meat? Deer, it is always under a buck a pound.
Why was the burger sad after losing the race? Because the hotdog was the weiner.
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
Lately my wife has been looking at me as if I'm a piece of meat....
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
Why did the pig become an actress? Because she was a real ham!
Two hot dogs were having a race. One overtook the other, who called out “I see you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup with me!”
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
My friend was totally addicted to the cold meat section in our local supermarket. It got so bad, they had to quit cold turkey.
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
What do you call hot dogs in winter? Chilly dogs!
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