What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
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