Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
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