The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
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