What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
How do hot dogs greet each other? They say “give me some skin!”