You're so clover!
I'm pine-ing for you.
"You make me egg-static."
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Yule be sorry.
Fir sure.
Get clover it, babe.
I only have ice for you.
Icy what you did there.
That look soots you.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Don’t give into beer pressure.
As it snow happens.
Beer-lieve it or not!
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
"You crack me up."
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
I wood never leaf you.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Up to snow good.
Burst into cheers!
Let’s get elf-ed up.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Make it rein.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
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