Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Birch, please.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
"Some bunny needs vodka."
He’s an elf-made man.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
We make a great pear
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Sleigh, what?!
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Can’t pinch this.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
"What an egg-citing day."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
It takes one to snow one.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
I'm fondue you, it's true
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Best in snow.
You shamrock my world.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
The snuggle is real.
"Eggs-cuse me."
"No eggs-cuses."
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
I’m feelin’ pine.
Snow on and snow forth.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Don’t be elfish.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Fir sure.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
I call the shots.
I dig you a hole lot.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
I’m fondue you.
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