“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
I find you very a-peeling.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
That look soots you.
Snow on and snow forth.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Get clover it, babe.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Say it ain’t snow.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
We’re in a-green-ment.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Treat yo'elf.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Take off all your cloves.
Rebel without a Claus.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
I followed my heart to you.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
As it snow happens.
He’s my pinch charming.
Wear green, or leaf.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
I dig you a hole lot.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Make it rein.
Can’t pinch this.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Thank brew very much.
Yoda one for me!
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