I loaf you.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
I think you’re dandelion.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Wear green, or leaf.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
"Just don't carrot all."
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Irish you luck.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
You better beer-live it!
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
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