Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Snow on and snow forth.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Don’t be elfish.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
"No eggs-cuses."
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Sleigh, what?!
"You make me egg-static."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Deja brew all over again.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Sip, sip, horray!
Hold on for deer life.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
It’s worth a shot.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I whale always love you.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
You are pitcher perfect.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
You raise the bar.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
I find you very a-peeling.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Snow thank you.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
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