What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
John Travolta.
What do cows in Greece sound like?
They say µ.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
What do you call a Greek love song?
An Aphro-ditty.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
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