Why was the gardener so embarrassed? He wet his plants!
One more thyme.
One bonsai tree grower was so successful he moved into a miniature house.
What kind of garden flowers grow in outer space?
Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.
She didn’t date the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges.
Long thyme no see.
We’re mint to be.
What rock would you find inside a garden shed?
Shedimentary.
What kind of flowers bloom on your face? Tulips!
Herb your enthusiasm.
Farmers are real experts, they are often outstanding in their fields.
Schwarzenegger retired from TV to kill bugs. Now he’s an ex-terminator.
All dressed up and nowhere to grow.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
I beg your garden?
In on the ground flora.
Do you know what really bugs me? Insect puns.
Don’t moss around.
What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
Garden hose!
What did the gardeners say when he discovered nasty weeds in his garden?
I have spotted spurge!
When does a farmer dance? When he drops the beet.
If you’re looking for a job, get trained in horticulture. It’s a growing industry.
I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.
All clover the world.
A woman asks her neighbor, "Can I borrow your lawnmower?"
Her neighbor says, "No, he's not home yet"
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The farmer had such a bad headache he had to retire. He was sick of his grains.
What do you call an everyday potato? A commen-tater.
You’re unbeleafable.
All dressed up and nowhere to grow.
Leaf me alone.
Did you hear about the squirrel diet? It’s nuts!
What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.
God made rainy days, so gardeners could get the housework done.
I started dating the girl across the street. Honestly, lawn-distance relationships aren’t that hard.
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