If, instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
What is the wise gardener's mantra?
Weed 'Em and Reap!
I’m rooting for you!
What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.
Why didn’t the flower get to go out on a second date?
He was a garden variety.