“I got chucked out of yoga class after misinterpreting Half-Moon Pose.” – Unknown
“I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine
“How to get a yoga body: 1. Have a body 2. Do yoga.” – Unknown
“I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog
“Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.” — Anonymous
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous
“Sign for a beginner’s yoga class: Enquire Within.” – Unknown
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.” – Unknown
“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
“Yoga is 99% waste removal” — T.K.V Desikachar
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
“I’m actually banned from the Himalayas, because I’m too good at yoga.” – Judah Friedlander
“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“When in doubt, yoga it out.” – Unknown
“I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled ‘Louder!’ during the silent meditation. – Robert Orben”
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous
"Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga."
- Grant Tucker
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
“Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it.” — Sting
“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
“Keep calm and ommm… nonommm…” — Anonymous
"One meditator to another: Are you not thinking what I’m not thinking?" – Unknown
“Namastay 6 feet away.” – Unknown
"Is taco yoga a thing yet? Someone get on that."
- Chisty Lowe
“I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles
“When Chuck Norris does yoga, the sun salutes him.” – Unknown
“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
“I do an hour’s yoga and go running everyday. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, pot bellied idiot — and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!” — Chris Martin
“I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.” — Katya Zamolodchikova
“When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food.” — Britney Spears
“An instructor once gave the following cue in yoga class: “Relax your pancreas.” I don’t even know where my pancreas is, never mind how to relax it! I giggled for the rest of the class.” – Mel Farrimond
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