You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
How hot does your gas oven get?
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I dreamt about you. You died.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Your beauty is blinding.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Want to become my new personal best?
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
So … do you run here often?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Can I hold your hand?
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
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