I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Want to lock our bikes together?
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Want to be workout buddies?
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
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