I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
You just caused a heat wave.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
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