They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Do you squat here often?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
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