What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Know what? I dig you, really!
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
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