When are you due back in heaven?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Your beauty is blinding.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Here comes the sun of my life
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
I bet you’re really flexible.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
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